No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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