just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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