I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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