whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
