Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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