Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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