she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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