What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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