There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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