Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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