when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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