Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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