Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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