He asked to "fluff my boner.."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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