Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
