guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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