drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I deserve this hangover.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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