Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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