jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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