So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
id be glad to
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Randomize
