you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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