I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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