We need to rekindle our bromance
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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