Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just found a bag of teeth...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Randomize
