Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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