I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the day after is always just damage control
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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