if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
