Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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