I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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