She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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