Your dad touched me again.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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