matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
