Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
is it fun? or sober?
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