I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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