Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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