i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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