Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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