People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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