Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
