Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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