it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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