Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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