wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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