so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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