And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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