That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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