Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Randomize
