Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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