Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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