is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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