You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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