Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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