I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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